collegehumor:

Obiwan Kenobi Accused of Meth Possession
“I’m sorry, sir, but yes, this is the satchel of meth we’re looking for. Please step out of the hover-car.”
dopechickjazzy:

..Kiss you on your neck & tell you everything is great !
when your thinking about the girl you like and you think she is there but soon realize it was your imagination
nappyafroo:

GLAF